10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes

Halloween is tomorrow night and I couldn’t be more excited, and I’m not even dressing up. Why am I excited for Halloween? Because it’s basically the only time of the year that I can stare at beautiful women dressed in slutty costumes and not be a total creep. After writing that sentence, however, I realize that either way I’m still a total creep. Oops.

Anyway, Halloween is when guys get to dress up in some funny pop culture reference costume, while girls get to dress up in a slutty version of a pop culture reference. I’ve searched the internet high and low to find some of the worst ideas of a “sexy” Halloween costume. Enjoy.

1. Sexy Pinocchio

worst sexy halloween costumes

This completely ruins my childhood. What happens when she tells a lie?

2. Sexy Shark

worst sexy halloween costumes

This is literally just a silver dress with a shark head hat…

3. Sexy Pizza

worst sexy halloween costumes

Extra cheese, please!

4. Sexy Beefeater

worst sexy halloween costumes

There are so many terrible puns for this…

5. Sexy Corn

worst sexy halloween costumes

LOLWUT?

6. Sexy Barney Costume

worst sexy halloween costumes

Again, just a dress with a hat.

7. Sexy Bacon

worst sexy halloween costumes

Lady Gaga is the only woman allowed to wear raw meat as a dress.

8. Sexy Spongebob Squarepants

worst sexy halloween costumes

…why.

9. Sexy Siracha

worst sexy halloween costumes

DRESS. HAT.

10. Any Sexy Sesame Street Character

worst sexy halloween costumes

Sexy Bert, Sexy Ernie, Sexy Big Bird… I’d like to see a sexy Aloysius Snuffleupagus.

On a final note, I feel terrible for these models.

 

 

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