Reality Show Contestant “Not Here to Make Friends”

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The twitter-verse is exploding  following reality television star, Marcia “Gritz n’ Gravy” Hendrix’ statement that she is  ,”Not here to make friends.”   The statement came during the Monday night premiere of The Courting of Coulier, a hybrid cooking/dating show in which competitors fight for a food court lease in Atlanta’s Perimeter Mall, as well as the heart of  Dave Coulier.

Coulier is best known for playing the whacky Uncle Joey on ABC’s Full House.

The night started off strong for Hendrix, who appealed to celebrity host Wendy The Snapple Lady with the story of her intense personal journey. “I can remember, ever since I was a little girl, I’ve wanted to serve pork chili in the mall and pork Dave Coulier. Now both of my dreams can become a reality.”

However, following the initial challenge Hendrix had already became “chilly” to other competitors. While others thrived during the “Falafull of Love” challenge, in which contestants fried balls of ground chickpeas while simultaneously giving Coulier a foot rub. Hendrix made the fatal mistake of scalding the 90’s star and under seasoning her hummus.

Prior to the elimination ceremony, “Gritz & Gravy” lashed out at Pamela “Whodat Jelly” for winning the competition and “Cut it out” time with Coulier.

“That bitch thinks she can take my man and I’m not going to say anything about it?” said Hendrix, “Babaganoush, more like Babagadouche! I don’t care, I’m not here to make friends!”

Unfortunately, Hendrix would not make it past the coveted card ceremony, when she didn’t receive a playing card to create a Full House.

In an after episode interview a crying Hendrix choked, “It’s just so sad, but you won’t be seeing the last of “Gritz N’ Gravy”.

I smell a spin-off

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