You shouldn’t have enjoyed Coachella you poser
Posts By: Liz
and other things you should probably not do to us lady folk
I think I’ll just buy a dog instead.
This collaboration actually works extremely well.
Also known as: Reasons Why Your Roommate Might Want to Kill You
I want everybody on the internet to know everything I discovered before the mainstream culture “machine” ruined it.
Warning: listening to this song may result in babies.