Halloween is tomorrow night and I couldn’t be more excited, and I’m not even dressing up. Why am I excited for Halloween? Because it’s basically the only time of the year that I can stare at beautiful women dressed in slutty costumes and not be a total creep. After writing that sentence, however, I realize that either way I’m still a total creep. Oops.
Anyway, Halloween is when guys get to dress up in some funny pop culture reference costume, while girls get to dress up in a slutty version of a pop culture reference. I’ve searched the internet high and low to find some of the worst ideas of a “sexy” Halloween costume. Enjoy.
1. Sexy Pinocchio
This completely ruins my childhood. What happens when she tells a lie?
2. Sexy Shark
This is literally just a silver dress with a shark head hat…
3. Sexy Pizza
Extra cheese, please!
4. Sexy Beefeater
There are so many terrible puns for this…
5. Sexy Corn
LOLWUT?
6. Sexy Barney Costume
Again, just a dress with a hat.
7. Sexy Bacon
Lady Gaga is the only woman allowed to wear raw meat as a dress.
8. Sexy Spongebob Squarepants
…why.
9. Sexy Siracha
DRESS. HAT.
10. Any Sexy Sesame Street Character
Sexy Bert, Sexy Ernie, Sexy Big Bird… I’d like to see a sexy Aloysius Snuffleupagus.
On a final note, I feel terrible for these models.
