- Treat yo self.
- You can order Turf ‘N Turf in certain places.
- Everyone in a town forum is stupid.
- Murals that depict Pawnee history are highly objectionable.
- Little horses are a big deal.
- The body is finely tuned like a microchip and an illness, much like a single grain of sand, can shut the entire thing down.
- The only name more unfortunate than Jerry Gergich is Gary Gurgich.
- The manliest thing one can do is have a tea party.
- Joe Biden is a stud.
- Liking Dave Matthews Band still works as a punchline.
- There’s such a thing as ‘Perdverts’.
- Party Down was an exceptional show.
- Detlef Schrempf was an actual NBA player.
- Dogs with 3 legs are adorable.
- If the name of your club is The Snake Hole Lounge, you’re going out of business.
- Eating more than 80 pieces of sushi and throwing up means you’re allergic.
- Roomba vacuums make the best DJ’s.
