Microsoft Zune Fancy an iPod? Too bad! You’re sure to elicit a torrential wave of feigned enthusiasm with Microsoft’s worthless MP3 player. This purchase falls well within the realm of ‘not at all what I wanted’ gifts you’d expect to receive from out of touch parents with the best of intentions. The best part? They… Read more »
Posts Categorized: Humor
How to Embarrass Yourself at a Wedding
What transpires throughout this picturesque legal contract of love will surely live on as the best day in the lives of two people, but another glass of champagne has you thinking, Why not three? In order to thoroughly embarrass yourself, garnering the brand of shame close friends and relatives will reference for years to come,… Read more »
5 Commercials You Cannot Unsee
Wow, nothing says legitimate plumbing company like some 90’s CGI and sexual tension between a woman with a clogged toilet and her knight in shining uniform. Do I really need to see some some half nude cartoon woman squirming away on the toilet? Why do they talk like that? This is some nightmare worthy shit… Read more »
The Four Horsemen of the Tattoo Apocalypse
The worst people you can meet when you have visible tattoos.
Top 10 Names Kate Middleton Should Probably Name Her Baby
Class names for a classy baby, obviously.
The 5 People You’re Bound to Meet in a Coffee Shop
Large mocha latte, skim, two pumps of sugar, iced–but not that much ice, hold the whip.
