What transpires throughout this picturesque legal contract of love will surely live on as the best day in the lives of two people, but another glass of champagne has you thinking, Why not three? In order to thoroughly embarrass yourself, garnering the brand of shame close friends and relatives will reference for years to come,… Read more »
Posts Categorized: Life Tips
Sure Fire Ways to Start & Immediately Finish a Conversation
“Jim’s the name, riddles are my game.” “Bet you can’t guess which part of me is bleeding.” “You could easily be a foot model. Easily.” “No way! I thought you were my friend who died in high school!” “Want to see a picture of my cats?” “Does my shirt smell like vomit to you?” “What… Read more »
Becoming an Old Lady, or How a Fictional 80-Year-Old is My Role Model
Life Lessons from Harold and Maude
Why Are Teenagers Assholes?
Let’s pretend for a moment this article couldn’t be summed up entirely by writing, ‘hormones’. For the sake of discussion, let’s go a bit below the surface. Teenagers have different lives than we do. While it’s easy to trivialize their whole existence, their lives are clouded by cynicism as everyone in their age bracket starts… Read more »
The Thought Process Behind Staying Up Entirely Too Late
Why can’t I just sleep like a normal person?
