Never get hired again.
Blockbuster Video
We’re still around. No, seriously.
Bing
Is to Google what Billy Baldwin is to Alec.
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Please notice me.
Hot Pockets
I don’t know how to cook anything.
iPad
Big iPhones for pooping.
Walgreens
We actually sell clothes here.
Charleston Chew
Old people candy.
You’re drunk again.
Dominos
Remember when that guy put boogers in the food?
Nike
You’re fat but Michael Jordan was awesome!
Mountain Dew
Call of Duty fuel.
Arrowhead Water
Toilet water.
Netflix
Wait, don’t go! Arrested Development!
Jergens
Hey, take it easy down there.
