Boy, what a day. Just when I didn’t think life could get any sweeter after recovering from the flu and getting an oil change, Amanda... Read more »
5 Movies that Ended in Disaster
The Biggest Box Office Bomb: Cut Throat Island The largest net loss ever recorded in film goes to the feminist pirate epic Cutthroat Island starring... Read more »
The Different Stages in the Life of a Pothead
The Beginner Age: 15-18 You are in high school and you have just started smoking the devils lettuce with your close friends. You may have planned your... Read more »
Talkin’ Bout My (Queer) Generation
There’s a lot of things that I can’t explain to my parents: why dubstep is popular, why people are vegetarian, why Honey Boo Boo is... Read more »
The Trillion Dollar Coin is the World’s Greatest MacGuffin
A MacGuffin is an interchangeable item of immense value used to drive a plot. The Briefcase from Pulp Fiction. The Diamond from Snatch. The Maltese... Read more »
6 Ways To Be Awesome Following Breakups
1. Redefine yourself When you finally stop brooding following the breakup, you'll realize there's few better opportunities for the world to slow down and really... Read more »
How Socially Awkward People React During The Worst Situations Imaginable (To Them)
Nightmare Scenario 1: Exiting a room full of known acquaintances. Reaction: Complete silence. Nightmare Scenario 2: Not hearing what someone said. Reaction: Assume it was... Read more »
