Congratulations! You've been accepted to college, the first step on your way to becoming a self-reliant adult/alcoholic. Chances are soon, if you already haven't, you'll... Read more »
The Great Tragedy That is the Arizona Cardinals
It’s a pretty amazing time to be an Arizona Cardinals fan. If you happened to tune in yesterday for the latest round of misery, the... Read more »
Becoming an Old Lady, or How a Fictional 80-Year-Old is My Role Model
I often wonder what would happen if Dos Equis did a most interesting woman in the world campaign, using an older woman. Probably mutiny. Really... Read more »
Why Are Teenagers Assholes?
Let’s pretend for a moment this article couldn't be summed up entirely by writing, ‘hormones’. For the sake of discussion, let’s go a bit below... Read more »
5 Commercials You Cannot Unsee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwsMt6PLTQA Wow, nothing says legitimate plumbing company like some 90's CGI and sexual tension between a woman with a clogged toilet and her knight in... Read more »
The Thought Process Behind Staying Up Entirely Too Late
7:00 pm This is going to be great. Finally, a night to myself. I’m not going to do anything. I’m ordering a pizza, having a... Read more »
5 Things Nice Guys Say, Decoded.
“Whatever you want to do.” I don't know what you like, and I don't want to mess this up. Please don't think I'm boring. “It’s... Read more »
