“Jim’s the name, riddles are my game.”
“Bet you can’t guess which part of me is bleeding.”
“You could easily be a foot model. Easily.”
“No way! I thought you were my friend who died in high school!”
“Want to see a picture of my cats?”
“Does my shirt smell like vomit to you?”
“What a difference a little baby powder can make.”
“Damn. You’ve got a body like my mom.”
“What’s your gamertag?”
“I’m going to make you my wife in The Sims.”
“Penis farm, spaghetti spaghetti.”
“Say, you look like a fan of magic.”
