Looking for more terrible Christmas gifts for the terrible people in your life? Score a slam dunk in the ‘*&^% you’ department.
Nothing
Now this is a classic gift for anyone on your shit list that requires very minimal effort. If you’re feeling particularly spiteful this holiday season, wrap a big box with that has nothing in it. Give the gift of a perceived joy equipped with a sidecar of disappointment.
One of those shitty handwritten coupons
This is a fail proof method of mailing it in when it comes to gift giving. Why go out and purchase anything when you can provide a lackluster and less than spirited service, free of charge? Popular coupons include ‘One free compliment’, ‘Breakfast in bed’ (that you never make good on) and ‘IOU one apology’. Perfect for significant others who are not deserving of anything.
A signed portrait of yourself
Want to constantly remind them they didn’t get anything nice from you? Frame a portrait of yourself and go the extra mile by signing your autograph, like you’re some damn celebrity or something.
Son of the Mask on DVD
This is almost as good as giving nothing as there’s a markedly good chance your recipient will never watch this movie. Under some circumstances, this is almost worse as it implies they’ll sit down and watch movie at some point in their life.
A giftcard to Justice
Justice is a young girls and tween clothing store, but you already knew that – right? Catering to sizes 6 – 20, there’s something glitzy and unique for everyone. Make sure their next slumber party is a hit.
