You know us, we’re all for sex workers, as long as they’re not exploited in any way, with that being said, we wanted to give you guys and gals looking for some fun a few tips about being nice to your escorts and babes for the night.
“Sorry I’m late” If you’re going to be late, make sure to let him or her know, and NOT by calling the hotel, use her cellphone or whatever contact number she gave you and be as brief as possible.
“Hey baby, you ready to get down?” Due to the stigma of sex workers, it’s best not to 1. Say rude things that make you sound like a creep 2. Discuss what’s about to take place, just in case it’s a sting operation by the police.
“How about you take off that…” How about you treat the escort like a human being, be polite and sweet to them–they are human beings that deserve to be treated as such.
“I hope you didn’t mind if I didn’t shower today” Yuck! Always shower before meeting up with a sex worker, go take a shower in your hotel room or something. A London escort will be fresh and clean and looking their best for you, so you should make the same effort before meeting them.
“How about you give it up first, then you get your money” That’s not exactly how it works. Again, take it back to the respect issue, treat him or her like they rule your world, even if for an hour.
“…Why can’t we try it this way?” If you’re asking for services which are not on the menu, respect their decision to say no. Never force an escort to do things that they do not want to do.
“Thanks, see ya!” Wait, you didn’t tip? What is wrong with you, go tip your companion! Unless they were really bad, you should at least throw some appreciation their way. Sweet gifts beforehand are also a nice way to warm up the atmosphere, if you’re the romantic type.
Conclusion: Be a gentleman/gentlewoman and treat the escort with utmost respect.
