- You genuinely begin relating to your parents.
- You’re more concerned about getting to bed at a reasonable time instead of having a good time in the middle of the week. There’s few things worse in your mind than waking up for work with a miserable hang over to deal with.
- You constantly reflect on your increasing need to lose weight.
- People having babies on Facebook is a regular occurrence.
- You’d rather be regarded as the person who can handle their alcohol over holding the title of ‘Biggest Drinker’ among your social circles.
- You’ve told a roommate to “turn it down” before.
- You iron your clothing.
- You won’t hang anything on your wall without a frame.
- Sometimes you prefer having a nice quiet meal without the TV.
- Children in general are at least slightly less repulsive to you.
- You start making an actual itinerary for every trip you take.
- A job working in a restaurant just isn’t going to cut it anymore.
- You feel a moral obligation to remember important dates like anniversaries and birthdays.
- You’ve literally uttered the phrase, “I can’t function without my coffee!”.
- You think jazz is actually pretty good.
- Instead of burning through your paycheck, you set aside some as part of your savings.
- You can’t be bothered with dramatic friendships anymore.
- The majority of people you date these days are significantly less crazy.
- You can’t stand going more than a day or two without showering.
