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Posts Categorized: Culture
Things I Learned From Watching Parks and Recreation
Treat yo self. You can order Turf ‘N Turf in certain places. Everyone in a town forum is stupid. Murals that depict Pawnee history are highly objectionable. Little horses are a big deal. The body is finely tuned like a microchip and an illness, much like a single grain of sand, can shut the entire… Read more »
Ode to Shower Beers
To whoever it may concern: I write to you today in advocacy of the single greatest discovery of my youth, the shower beer. It began innocently enough. I’d returned from work late one night, worn out from an arduous day of cleaning dishes that left me covered in grease & filth. Taking a shower was… Read more »
The Battle of Breaking Bad and Homeland
For the sake of discussion, let’s take a moment to consider the best series of 2012 between two of the best series currently airing that share a lot in common. Who would win in a fight? Let’s touch gloves and find out. ROUND 1 How high are the stakes? Breaking Bad When the series… Read more »
Songs Your Parents Make Love To
Sting – Fields Of Gold Phil Collins – Do You Remember? Dixie Chicks – Cowboy Take Me Away Bruce Springsteen – Dancing In The Dark Bryan Adams – (Everything I Do) I Do For You Kenny Chesney – Come Over Pitbull – Hotel Room Train – Marry Me Josh Groban – You Are Loved (Don’t… Read more »
7 Terrible Christmas Gifts for People on Your Shit List
Microsoft Zune Fancy an iPod? Too bad! You’re sure to elicit a torrential wave of feigned enthusiasm with Microsoft’s worthless MP3 player. This purchase falls well within the realm of ‘not at all what I wanted’ gifts you’d expect to receive from out of touch parents with the best of intentions. The best part? They… Read more »
Names For Your Juggalo Baby
Rist Kutta Klown SynDrome Pink Eyed Strangla Krustie Whoop WHOOP Nug Bonez Kill yahomie Mr. Mothafuckin Ceezar 2 U Bitch Syko Santa Klau$ Dark Suckaberg Psycho Pussy Fiend Kid Cracka *~NuggZ~* Sucka Bitch Dark Murda Thugg Suei$idal Murda Bassment Dwella Murda Thug Nutz Wicked W33d Warrior Willy Fo Twenny Joka 2 Smoka Luna TicKk… Read more »
