Order for your date at the Macaroni Grill… Chicks love that
Leave an unopened box of Plan B on your dresser… Chicks loves that
Replace her bookmark with a polaroid of your naked junk… Chicks love that
Axe body spray applied directly to your scrotum… Chicks love that
Point out when she finishes a large meal quickly… Chicks love that
Talk about how your level 23 Khajiit in Skyrim has the most “banging tits”… Chicks love that
If she cops an attitude, guffaw and ask, “Are you on the rag or something?”… Chicks love that
Ask her how she is feeling constantly… Chicks love that
Buy her dinner then remind her you bought her dinner at the end of the night… Chicks love that
Let your boy “diesel” ride shot gun… Chicks love that
After she’s done getting ready, ask, “You’re really going out like that?”… Chicks love that
Play wrestle with her when she is not expecting it, surprise her when she’s hanging out with friends… Chicks love that
Drink the whole bottle of Jager Meister and smoke Parliaments… Chicks love that
Sleep in an ‘ironic’ race car bed… Chicks love that
If she doesn’t respond within two minutes resend that text message… Chicks love that
Repeat that joke — if she didn’t laugh she probably didn’t hear you… Chicks love that
