Let’s face it, nothing beats the ‘90s! And just because you were born a century or so ago, doesn’t mean you embraced all of its perks. Here’s a list of what you absolutely must remember to consider yourself a 90s kid.
1. You remember reading about the first Modern Olympics in The New York journal.
2.There was only one way to settle an argument!
3. You thought switching to the Silver Standard was great idea!
4. You never saw the musical Newsies because you fucking lived through it!
Christian Bale can suck a dick! LOL
5. Oscar Wilde was WAY crazier than Lady Gaga!
6.Your mother died in childbirth due to virtually nonexistent sterilization techniques!
7.This was your first car and it didn’t have rear view mirrors!
8. You witnessed the gradual shift from a largely Agrarian Society to a bustling city-based industrial society
9. This was the ORIGINAL Louis C.K.
10. This is the song you got your “fuck on” to
11. Recession? Try dealing with the Panic of 1893!
12. Not an affluent white male? I guess you didn’t vote for Grover Cleveland then!
13. At least one of your siblings was stricken with Diphtheria and died.
14. The Rough Riders were the ORIGINAL Avengers
15. Coca-Cola still had your favorite ingredients in it… Alcohol and COCAINE!!!
