Recumbent Bicycle For the working man who wants to ride a bike but lounge while doing it. The recumbent bicycle is the doucheier cousin of... Read more »
Questions I Have For a Guide Dog
I currently have a prescription of -3.25 in each eye. Realistically speaking, how close am I to owning you? Do you feel superior to other... Read more »
The Creme de la Creme of “Shreds” Videos
What is a "shreds" video? Well, imagine if you could hear Creed or Nickelback recorded by a bunch of constipated three year olds--only it looked... Read more »
Mad Decent’s Blood Bros III will make your life a montage
LA based super-producer Diplo's record label Mad DECENT recently released an epic 45-minute mix of action music from the 1980's labeled as "training music". The... Read more »
7 Relics From the Past That Should Stage a Comeback
Dunkaroos This snack, made from cookies and real frosting, hit legendary status when viral rumors announced the product was discontinued by Betty Crocker. Although I... Read more »
What Your Beer Choice Says About You
Keystone Light Fifth year college student; hobbies include keg-stands, wearing hats backwards, and can’t wait to make it as a big shot CEO one day.... Read more »
Hipster Metal: Bands that “real” metal fans hate.
Over the summer, I was hanging out at Chicago's infamous whiskey bar Delilah's when I got into a conversation with a friend's much older boyfriend.... Read more »
