After writing a scathing dissection of this year’s Masterchef competition I decided I would waste even more of my time by doing episode recaps of every stupid episode of Masterchef for the remainder of the season. Dumb Mystery Box Challenge As usual we open on a thundering orchestra as the contestants stand behind their cooking… Read more »
Posts Tagged: Gordon Ramsay
Masterchef Season 5 is the Worst of Reality Television
There are certain aspects that make a good reality show. A healthy dose of fabricated drama, quirky characters and a solid concept are all the ingredients that made American Idol the biggest smash on television in 2002. There is usually a villain (ex. Omarosa from The Apprentice) and a hero ( ex. Clay Aiken from… Read more »
The Yelp Review Heard ‘Round the World: Amy’s Baking Company
A restaurant owner attacks a man on Yelp for his scathing review of her restaurant; hilarity, a reality show, and a facebook sound off ensues.
