The Greatness That is Ke$ha

In honor of the newly released Ke$ha album, we’d like to provide somewhat of an overview of her finest work to date. I personally feel that her incredible lyricism has long been shadowed by her moronic slutty party girl image for too long. Here are some of her best poetic lines that shall no doubt echo in the halls of history for eternity.

Yeah, I was outta town last weekend,
You were feeling like a pimp round your lame friends
Now your little party’s gonna end

My men drop beats like a bomb
Excuse me, now huh?
Wind me up, spin me ’round
Oh look at what I’ve found

Don’t you think I’m pretty?
Do you not love me?
Is that why you won’t call me?

Just turn around boy and let me hit that
Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick’s at

Wherever you are,
You are forever on my mind.
Wherever you are,
Know that our love will never die.

Yeah I think you’re hot
I think you’re alright
But you’re acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you’re not just like that

Here We go
Welcome to my Funeral
Without you
I don’t even have a pulse
All alone it’s dark and cold
With every move I die

So I’ll see you next Tuesday
If I ever get desperate
Or I’m so beyond faded

You are a dinosaur

Rat tat tat tat on your dum dum drum
The beat so phat, gonna make me cum, um, um um, um
(Over to your place!)”

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