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Posts Categorized: Humor
What Your Facial Hair Says About You
That’s more than just scruff growing on your face. That’s your god damn horoscope.
Signs You’re Getting Old
Getting older is a universal fear among the 20-something population. Unfortunately, there’s no fighting Father Time on this one. The signs you’re evolving into a Werther’s Original addict who enjoys the occasional Tom Clancy novel are all around you.
The 6 Types of Super Smash Bros Players
We take a look at the classic version of Super Smash Bros. and discuss what your playing style reveals about your questionable personality.
I Too Have a Crush on Ryan Gosling
As a heterosexual male, I feel it’s time to come clean on the man crush I’ve been holding for some time on one Mr. Ryan Gosling. Move over, ladies. It’s time for us males to gush in unison. I was young. It was a transitionally significant chapter of my life, the matter of age no… Read more »
Ode to Shower Beers
To whoever it may concern: I write to you today in advocacy of the single greatest discovery of my youth, the shower beer. It began innocently enough. I’d returned from work late one night, worn out from an arduous day of cleaning dishes that left me covered in grease & filth. Taking a shower was… Read more »
Top Ten List of Top Ten Lists You Will Never See on the Internet
2012 has been quite the year. We soldiered through a contentious Presidential election, weathered the storm literally with Hurricane Sandy, and read some of the best Top 10 lists that the internet has to offer. Everything from Top 10 albums to Top 10 Bad TV Shows. It seems like if there is any interest in… Read more »
